Recent Press

I Can't Wait! When I heard that MWC was about to be turned into the social networking site monkeywashingcatsocialnetworkingcommunityforpeoplewholikemonkeysandcats.com, I was stunned. The domain has got to be worth a fortune. I only wish I had thought of it first. To the millions who think all of the best domains are already gone, think again. There are still some gems available! Lex Larson, Pres. Domain Registrars of America.

Look out Facebook. This site is about to achieve critical mass!

How Does He Do It? Web impressario Jason Morrow has created yet another visionary site that defies description. MonkeyWashingCat.com has become a worldwide phenomenon. It's now the #1 site in Ubzekistan. Read what the experts are saying:

"Amazing! If you're wondering about the future of the web, look no further than MonkeyWashingCat.com" - Stu Wilke, WebDev World

"OMG. WEB 3.0 has arrived! MonkeyWashingCat.com is that rare leap in both vision and technology that forces the rest of the world to play catch-up." Shelly Gomez, NetDotNet

"I want the movie rights. Bringing MWC to the big screen won't be easy but it will be the crowning achievement of my life's work. I've already begun to cast it. Danny Devito has agreed to play the monkey. "  James Cameron, Producer/Director

"I wept tears of joy. Morrow is in complete command of his many talents. The camera movement, the inspired editing, the brilliant use of black and white. We are witnessing the talents of a master in full bloom." Ted Deznobavic, Society of Technological Innovation

What Viewers are Saying

"I don't get it.  It's a Monkey washing a cat. Big freakin' deal." Billy, Sioux City, Iowa

"Billy is an idiot. If he doesn't see the genius in this site, he shouldn't even be here. I come to this site at least 18 times every day. I'm got my mom the MonkeyWashingCat.com pajamas for Christmas and she loves them! She even wears them to work. " Jane, Orlando

"That's because she's a whore. " Ebeki, San Francisco

"Does anyone know how to get in touch with the monkey?"  Alexandra, Fayetteville, NY

I don't have his address but I've been told he lives with your mother. Tashawn , Chicago

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"Alexandra, I'm very sorry. I was only trying to be helpful."  Tashawn, Chicago

"I'm sorry, I can't bear to watch this video. It brings back some very painful feelings. Two years ago, a mean monkey broke into our house on Saturday afternoon and stole my new puppy. The monkey was screaming in this high pitched voice and we were all too scared to try and save my puppy. My brother took a picture of the monkey running off with Magoo but the police could never find him. I keep hoping that someday Magoo will come home but my dad says the monkey probably sold him for drugs or maybe a skateboard." Kalee, San Diego

"Kalee, know that there are many who are pulling for Magoo. If I see him or a monkey that looks wasted, I'll be sure to call the police. Have you considered America's Most Wanted? I've heard that John Walsh dude is a good  guy. " Chuck, Seattle

"Kalee, I know words can never heal your broken heart but please don't let one bad experience turn you against all monkeys. This summer my cat, Snaps, fell into our half-filled pool and couldn't get out. We were watching Snaps die before our eyes when a monkey suddenly climbed over the fence, jumped in, pulled Snaps out and immediately began mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. In less than a minute, Snaps was breathing on her own. While we were hugging Snaps, the monkey climbed back over the fence and left. We never saw him again."  Stephanie, Atlanta

This site sucks. I've never even seeen a single monkey in my neighborhood. Duke, Boston

My kitten, Winkie, was diagnosed with a very rare and rapidly progressing form of feline Leukemia. Winkie continued her decline until she met a nice little monkey. I wish I could say their friendship cured Winkie but she was already too far gone. However, she seemed to thoroughly enjoy her final days thanks to that little monkey who comforted and encouraged her every day. I've attached my favorite photograph of the two together. This was taken about 10 minutes before Winkie passed.  Ralph, Sacramento

Thanks to MonekyWashingCat.com for providing this kind of community that no one else seems to care about. If it weren't for MWC, there would be no place for those of us who enjoy watching different species wash each other. Tresomme, New Orleans

I'm so glad I've found this site. A friend in my nursing  home heard about it from her granddaughter and she showed me how to find it on that computer thing in the game room. I have dreamed of becoming a real flying monkey for as long as I can remember. In fact, I dress up as one every single day. Some of the old ladies are mean to me and say I look ridiculous but I don't really care. It just feels natural. This is a picture of me in the game room waiting to play ping pong. No one would play with me. Bitches. Sid, Miami Beach

6 months ago I would have thought you were all crazy. That was before my cat started "dating" a monkey. I don't know what else to call it. The monkey only came around on Friday nights and Nips couldn't wait to get outside. This picture was taken by our front door securtity cam. As you can see he had his hands all over her. Once the monkey got what he wanted, we never saw him again. Nips is heartbroken and feels like a slut. Jules, Bithlo, Florida.

Hi everybody. My name is Pappy and I love everything about this site. I once spent 6 months naked in the jungles of Kenya living among the great apes. I can't begin to tell you what kind docile creatures they are. We were all very happy together until this know-it-all woman showed up and tried to live with the apes just like I was. She told me her name was Jane. I took that as a come-on and told her my name was Tarzan. When I tried to do what wild animals do, she screamed and some guy from National Geographic had me removed from the jungle. I later saw that woman on TV. Her name was Jane Goddall or something. Pappy, Little Rock

I think all of this monkey worship is unhealhy and totally ridiculous. There is no such thing as a good monkey. Yes, most monkey's have a good side but all monkeys also have an EXTREME mean streak. This is a picture I snapped with my cell phone while I was being robbed on a country road outside South Bend. Afte r I gave him my watch and wallet he pistol whipped me and I could tell he enjoyed it. If you ever see him hitchhiking DON'T STOP! He was itching to pull the trigger. Char, Ft. Wayne